A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt
Rude texts for sms messages
A merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the world
Christmas greetings for sms messages
Out of four people one is chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not chinese, then it must be you
Funny jokes for sms messages
U muz be tired coz U haf been running thru my mind, U gotta be a thief coz U haf stolen my heart n I muz haf been a bad shooter coz I keep missing U
Love texts for sms messages
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U
Thank texts for sms messages
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. Say no to exams
Exam texts for sms messages
Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it
Greetings texts for sms messages
If you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive way, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become designer of your future
Motivational texts for sms messages
Three golden rules: 'Who is helping you, dont forget them, who is loving U, dont hate them, who s believing you. Dont cheat them
Advice texts for sms messages
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson
Friendship texts for sms messages
