I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day
Funny jokes for sms messages
Thankfulness should be expressed, but you shouldn't ask for it
Advice texts for sms messages
When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... It will heal, but there will always be a scar
Love texts for sms messages
Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, why? I care 4 U, why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply b'coz you are a sweet friend
Friendship texts for sms messages
Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law
Wife texts for sms messages
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old
Love texts for sms messages
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born
Friendship texts for sms messages
Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known
Sweet texts for sms messages
I but know that I love thee, whatever thou art
Love texts for sms messages
It is easier for a father to have children than, for children to have a real father. I'm glad to have U dad, happy father's day
Fathers day greetings for sms messages
