Somaliland phone codes
Somaliland cities and mobile phone codes + Dialling rules

Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake

Funny jokes for sms messages

Have a joyous christmas day. Happy christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Smile: S-sets you free m-makes you special i-increases your face value l-lifts up you spirits e-erases all your tensions so please keep smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

Love is when you can't think of what to do next

Love texts for sms messages

He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

Funny jokes for sms messages

So I guess that I am the loser cause you have found someone new but I am still here, still all alone just crying over you

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out

Rude texts for sms messages

It's a curious thought, but it's only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. - Agatha christie

Love texts for sms messages

Whenever I think of the blessings god has given me, my thoughts turn to you and all of the ways your friendship has touched my life

Friendship texts for sms messages

Boss: Why did you leave the job? Applicant: Illness boss: What was the trouble? Applicant: My boss was sick of me

Boss day texts for sms messages