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Cool pictures for other jokes


Create photo greeting card - Funny apple with knife

Create greeting mms picture - Chicken legs

Create free greeting card - Cat food for growth

Create greeting picture for mms - Knives attacked the bread

Create photo greeting card - Angry sandwich

Create greeting mms picture - Very dissatisfied ice cream

Create free greeting card - Owl from coffee

Create greeting picture for mms - Bomb very scared

Create photo greeting card - Cupid strong inspirations

Create greeting mms picture - Cool rocket launch

Create free greeting card - Big competition for traffic cop

Create greeting picture for mms - Well, you're clown girl

Create photo greeting card - Cat car

Create greeting mms picture - Two cheerful eggs

Create free greeting card - Cool carrots
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Now you need to select the photo for other jokes you want to send in mms message. Click on picture you like and you will be moved into image editor, where you can create your own original mms image.

Browse by category - clicking on the link will take you to a page where you can find all «Image» pictures in more detailed categories. Perhaps there you will be able to more quickly find the image you are interested for your mms messages.




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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 19 September 2019
Jewish calendar: 6 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 5 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Smiley birthday - Emoticon birthday (Global)
• Software Freedom Day (Global)
• Inventor's Day (Ukraine)
• Pharmaceutical Worker Day (Ukraine)
• Anniversary of the Mexico City earthquake (Mexico)
• Love and Friendship Day (Colombia)
• Army Day (Chile)
• Civil Aviation Day (Moldova)
• Physical Culture and Sports Day (Transnistria)
• Independence Day (Saint Kitts and Nevis)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Come here. Take off your pants and get on top of me... Do your stuff until your totally satisfied that's why I'm your toilet

Naughty texts for sms messages

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass & flowers 2, if rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Classical, romantic, and baroque music, that's what I really like

Romantic texts for sms messages

Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole

Rude texts for sms messages

Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry

Sorry texts for sms messages

When love first came to earth, the spring spread rose-beds to receive him

Sweet texts for sms messages

A thanks said with heart is much valuable than a expensive bouquet thank with heart and soul happy thanksgiving day

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

Husband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with U at first

Wife texts for sms messages

As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task, try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate

Wishes texts for sms messages

Angry is like cancer which eats up the completely from inner side and known when condition is severe

Angry texts for sms messages