It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are
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Nice perfume... But do you really need to marinate in it
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Sorry is not just a word to say... Its a expression to express for a unfortunate event that experienced
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Q: How did the pollack burn his face? A: Bobbing for french fries
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A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i-u, v, w, x, y, Z. What r U looking for? I killed all those who were between I & U
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Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poppy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that elephants can't fly
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best
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If you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheart
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Son asks difference between confidence & confidential dad tells, you are my son I'm confident. Your frnd is too my son, that's confidential
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