Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome U r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily
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This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you
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Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it
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You don't know the meaning of the word 'Fear' - But then again you don't know the meaning of most words
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Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p
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All I know is that I'm lost without you
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid
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I need some time alone with myself
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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to
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Sometimes you need to take a breath, stop pointing the finger, and take a glance in the mirror
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