Break up texts for sms messages
My heart to you is given, oh dear, do give yours to me, we'll lock them up together and throw away the keyWishing you the gladness of christmas, which is hope, the spirit of christmas, which is peace, the essence of christmas, which is loveChristmas greetings for sms messages
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, the master of women'? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sirMarriage greetings for sms messages
Long ago, men who sacrificed their love, youth, parents, identity, laughter and their happines were called saints! Now they are called husbandsWhen a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment, when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minuteNaughty texts for sms messages
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - EuripidesAt this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this smsMe and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret |
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