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I don't need anyone to take advantage of my weaknesses or my strengths, I need someone who will appreciate me for everything that I amI swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdosA love story: Once a mosquito fall in love with a hen. One day they kissed each other, hen died of malaria and mosquito died of bird-fluLove is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangerousGuys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far awayI don't hate you, I never could. I don't regret meeting you, I never willI am not your type... I am not inflatableA memory is golden, maybe that is true. I never wanted memories. I only wanted you sweet as a rose, cute as a kitten is what you areHusband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with U at first| |
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