Valentines day greetings for sms messages
Similarity between man & the letter 'Q' both r zero without that little thing hanging down belowNaughty texts for sms messages
If you love something, set it free - If it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't, it never wasWhat's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer granHave you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven'tWhy do you think I sms you? Is it because I care? Or I miss you? Or I love U? Or I need you? No! It's because, I need a person for just time passApril fool jokes for sms messages
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of lifeAn archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christieI heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a jobTwo people can't wish to be friends long if they can't manage to forgive each other's minor failings| |
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