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super funny sms texts for messages

Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny text for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool joke sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №361 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №362 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.

Lights on, door open, nobody at home.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №363 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №364 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.

Like many women my age, I am twenty eight years old.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №365 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.

Long time ago... Only idiots used... To read my sms and today, the history continues.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №366 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.

Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №367 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.

Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №368 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.

Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №369 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №370 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.

Love is a grave mental disease.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №371 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №372 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.

Love is being stupid together.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №373 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.

Love is grand - Divorce is a hundred grand.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №374 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №375 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.

Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows - The more you suppress it, the more it grows.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №376 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.

Love is not blind infatuation is blind - Love roots out all truth.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №377 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №378 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №379 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.

Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn't mind.

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I would like to warn you against sanding some of this super sms contents about joke for messages - Funny sms sentences for letters read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some greatest sms words about laughing for messages, because each person differently understand your sms.

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 26 February 2020

Jewish calendar: 7 Adar Aleph 5775

Islamic calendar: 7 Jumada al-Ula 1436

Chinese calendar: 8 day 1 month 4412 year

More calendars

Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• Khojali Genocide Remembrance Day (Azerbaijan)

• Liberation Day (Kuwait)

• National Chili Day (USA)

• National Wear Red Day (United Kingdom)

• Ayyam-i-Ha (Bahai Faith)

• National Pistachio Day (USA)

• For Pete's Sake Day (USA)

• Tell a Fairy Tale Day (USA)

• Levi Strauss Birthday (USA)

Examples of free Sms texts for sending

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

If I could rearrange the alphabet, id put U and I together

Love texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Carried with care. Coated with pride. Dipped in love. Fly in glory. Moments of freedom in shade of joy. Wish you happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Everything I've longed for you've made my dreams come true. But the greatest gift of all is being loved by you with love on valentines day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Funny jokes for sms messages

U r the one who is charming U r the one who is intelligent U r the one who is cute and I am the one who is spreading these rumours

Rude texts for sms messages

My friendship is not the thing to hold your hand when thousands are with you. But it's that trust which holds your hand when thousands are against you

Friendship texts for sms messages

You must have long range goals to keep you from being frustrated by short range failures

Motivational texts for sms messages

If mother teaches us about love, fathers teach us about life. Life is incomplete without love and love is nothing without life. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

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