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Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny text for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool joke sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №361 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №362 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Lights on, door open, nobody at home.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №363 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №364 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Like many women my age, I am twenty eight years old.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №365 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Long time ago... Only idiots used... To read my sms and today, the history continues.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №366 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №367 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №368 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №369 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №370 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
Love is a grave mental disease.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №371 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №372 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
Love is being stupid together.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №373 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Love is grand - Divorce is a hundred grand.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №374 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №375 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows - The more you suppress it, the more it grows.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №376 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Love is not blind infatuation is blind - Love roots out all truth.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №377 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №378 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №379 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn't mind.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 27 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 9 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• National Libraries Day (Russia)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Saint Martin, France)
• Slavery Abolition Day (Guadeloupe, France)
• Mother's Day (Bolivia)
• Libraries Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• Army Day (Nicaragua)
• Children's Day (Nigeria)
• Attains Sovereignty Day (Afghanistan)
• World Multiple Sclerosis Day (USA)
• Saint Petersburg Birthday (Saint Petersburg, Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

Love texts for sms messages

Wise men speak because they have something to say - Fools because they have say something

Wisdom texts for sms messages

One day monday went totuesday to see wednesday and ask thursday wheather frday has told saturday that sunday is a fun day... Good morning

Good morning texts for sms messages

If you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheart

Sweet texts for sms messages

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found

Funny jokes for sms messages

A short thing its get longer as U hold it & pass between woman's breast & enters into a small hole what is it

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything. - Mohammed ali

Friendship texts for sms messages

I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it can't happen now but it will someday

Miss you texts for sms messages

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. I guess you already know

Cute texts for sms messages

Loving U is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure

Love texts for sms messages