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Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny text for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool joke sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №361 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №362 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Lights on, door open, nobody at home.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №363 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №364 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Like many women my age, I am twenty eight years old.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №365 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Long time ago... Only idiots used... To read my sms and today, the history continues.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №366 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №367 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №368 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №369 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №370 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
Love is a grave mental disease.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №371 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №372 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
Love is being stupid together.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №373 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Love is grand - Divorce is a hundred grand.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №374 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №375 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows - The more you suppress it, the more it grows.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №376 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Love is not blind infatuation is blind - Love roots out all truth.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №377 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №378 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №379 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn't mind.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 5 December 2022
Jewish calendar: 23 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 22 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 24 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Volunteer Day for Economic and Social Development (United Nations)
• King's Birthday (Thailand)
• Discovery Day (Haiti)
• Discovery Day (Dominican Republic)
• Saint Nicholas Eve (Europe)
• Statistics Workers Day (Ukraine)
• SinterKlaas - Saint Nicholas Eve (Netherlands)
• Krampus Day (Austria)
• Glory Day - Moscow Battle Counteroffensive Began Day (Russia)
• Bathtub Party Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Every man passes his life in the search after friendship

Friendship texts for sms messages

Missing someone is a part of loving them if you are never apart then you will never know how strong your love really is

Miss you texts for sms messages

Bloom where you are planted

Cute texts for sms messages

Maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me - Oasis

Love texts for sms messages

We turn not older with years, but newer every day

Birthday greetings for sms messages

All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence

Labour day greetings for sms messages

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance - The wise grows it under his feet

Wisdom texts for sms messages

Hey sleeping bird! Come back from the dreams new day has been started welcome to another lovely morning have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages