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Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny text for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool joke sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №361 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №362 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Lights on, door open, nobody at home.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №363 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №364 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Like many women my age, I am twenty eight years old.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №365 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Long time ago... Only idiots used... To read my sms and today, the history continues.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №366 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №367 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №368 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №369 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №370 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
Love is a grave mental disease.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №371 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №372 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
Love is being stupid together.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №373 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Love is grand - Divorce is a hundred grand.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №374 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №375 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows - The more you suppress it, the more it grows.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №376 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Love is not blind infatuation is blind - Love roots out all truth.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №377 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №378 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №379 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn't mind.

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 August 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Elul 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Dhu al-Qa'da 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 7 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Internal Affairs Workers Who Died on Duty Day (Ukraine)
• Flag Day (Russia)
• Komi Republic Day (Komi, Russia)
• National Eat a Peach Day (USA)
• National Be An Angel Day (USA)
• National Tooth Fairy Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Without you, we would have been lost. Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us and making us what we are today

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

If you judge people, you have no time to love them

Funny jokes for sms messages

If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again

Romantic texts for sms messages

Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like U is useless. Oops! Sorry

Friendship texts for sms messages

Mother is the name for god on the lips and hearts of all children. (Brandon lee)

Mothers day greetings for sms messages

Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observations

Cute texts for sms messages

The first duty of love is to listen

Love texts for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Don't forget to love yourself

Love texts for sms messages

To all women's you r gorgeousyou are beautiful you r smart you can lead the world enjyoy the pleasure of being a lady happy women's day

Women day greetings for sms messages