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Perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny text for sms for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool joke sms quotes for status witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №361 - Sms l e n g t h: 97 l e t.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №362 - Sms l e n g t h: 37 l e t.
Lights on, door open, nobody at home.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №363 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №364 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Like many women my age, I am twenty eight years old.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №365 - Sms l e n g t h: 85 l e t.
Long time ago... Only idiots used... To read my sms and today, the history continues.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №366 - Sms l e n g t h: 94 l e t.
Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart. And, I have both.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №367 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
Love at first sight is cured by the second look.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №368 - Sms l e n g t h: 46 l e t.
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds, and mars.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №369 - Sms l e n g t h: 103 l e t.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №370 - Sms l e n g t h: 31 l e t.
Love is a grave mental disease.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №371 - Sms l e n g t h: 57 l e t.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №372 - Sms l e n g t h: 30 l e t.
Love is being stupid together.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №373 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
Love is grand - Divorce is a hundred grand.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №374 - Sms l e n g t h: 95 l e t.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №375 - Sms l e n g t h: 100 l e t.
Love is magic. The more we hide it, the more it shows - The more you suppress it, the more it grows.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №376 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Love is not blind infatuation is blind - Love roots out all truth.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №377 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love... I saw you.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №378 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Terrific sms quotes about joke for status - Sms message text №379 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies, love defies all reasons, love has no eyes, but love is not blind love sees but it doesn't mind.

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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 13 February 2025
Jewish calendar: 24 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 23 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 25 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Radio Day (International)
• Terendez (Armenia)
• Arbor Day (Mississippi, USA)
• Mother Language and Literature Day (Yakutia, Russia)
• Madly In Love With Me Day (USA)
• Get a Different Name Day (USA)
• Employee Legal Awareness Day (USA)
• National Tortellini Day (USA)
• Lupercalia (Ancient Roman)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Celebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colorful holi

Holi greetings for sms messages

I thought you loved me undesirably. Didn't you know you were my everything

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best

Funny jokes for sms messages

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart & handsome, but what the hell happend to you

Rude texts for sms messages

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images

Friendship texts for sms messages

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit

Motivational texts for sms messages

God made a father who is, as sweet as a nectar, as brave as a lion, as cheerful as a bear, and he gave such dear father to me

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

What is love? L for land of sorrow. O for ocean of tears. V for velley of death. E for end of life

Love texts for sms messages

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - Your money or your feet

Christmas greetings for sms messages