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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 8 July 2025
Jewish calendar: 21 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 21 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 23 day 5 month 4412 year
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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Allergy Day (International)
• Family Day (Ukraine)
• Juvenile Criminal Police Creation Day (Ukraine)
• Family, Love and Fidelity Day (Russia)
• Martyrdom of Imam Ali (Shia Islam)
• Disabled Persons Day (Tajikistan)
• Interior Ministry Academy Foundation Day (Russia)
• Peter and Fevronia of Murom Day (Russia)
• Conquest of Mecca Day (Islam)
• Special Holiday Isabel Province (Isabel, Solomon Islands)
More holidays
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret

Funny jokes for sms messages

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes

Funny jokes for sms messages

Out of four people one is chinese. If ur father, ur mother and ur brother are not chinese, then it must be you

Funny jokes for sms messages

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Funny jokes for sms messages

Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best

Funny jokes for sms messages

Some people are like fast food - They never look as good in real life as they do on tv

Funny jokes for sms messages

The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else

Funny jokes for sms messages

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva

Funny jokes for sms messages

Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be the man

Funny jokes for sms messages


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