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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 June 2017
Jewish calendar: 7 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Nativity of Saint John the Baptist (Catholic Church)
• Scottish Independence Day (Scotland)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Peru)
• Inti Raymi Festival (Peru)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Bolivia)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Bolivia)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Ecuador)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Ecuador)
• Independence Day (Moldova)
• Fisherman's Day (Mozambique)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains found

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Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

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Funny but true fact: Relationship between lovers in today's age... You can touch each other but you cannot touch each other's mobile

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He couldnae engineer his way outta paper bag

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Hey I saw U in tv... How smart U R... How sweet U R... How lovely U R... But I dont know y U r comilg only in animal planet chanel

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos

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I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos

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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question

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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

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