An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand
Funny jokes for sms messages
Tell me you'll never forget me, because if I thought you would, I would never leave. - Winnie the pooh
Love texts for sms messages
Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away
Thank texts for sms messages
Flirting is the only job in the world, that boys never include in their cv. Despite having years of experiences and number of references
Flirt texts for sms messages
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful
Insult texts for sms messages
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jump
Riddle, puzzle for sms messages
God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them. - John aughey
Broken heart texts for sms messages
Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck
Funny jokes for sms messages
You've never felt pain until you've felt love
Love texts for sms messages
If you want to gain knowledge, add something everyday to your mind. Bt if you want to gain wisdom, remove something everyday from your mind
Wisdom texts for sms messages
