When he was five years old, he wanted to become a lawyer. Now that he is a lawyer, he acts like a five-years old
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Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured
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Take a bowl fill it with grapes put your hand in it go in front of mirror you know what you will find?.. Langoor key hath mei angoor
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Be like the moon so simple yet so attractive so enlightening yet so cool so moving yet so still so quite yet so popular, so romantic yet so single
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Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake
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How can I begin to say i`m sorry. I didn't mean to upset you. I hope that you can forgive me. I'm sorry
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It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi
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The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face
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How can you know if a person is cute? First, he or she has a poor memory. Second - Umn... I forgot na
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If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go
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