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РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 17 July 2018
Jewish calendar: 1 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 30 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Day for International Justice (International)
• Constitution Day (South Korea)
• Ethnographer Day (Ukraine)
• Navy Aviation Day (Russia)
• Ethnographer Day (Russia)
• Independence Day (Slovakia)
• Yellow Pigs Day (Slovakia)
• Quick Chek New Jersey Festival of Ballooning (New Jersey, USA)
• Gion Matsuri - The Gion Festival (Kyoto, Japan)
• Munoz Rivera Day (Puerto Rico)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Why do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages

Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law

Wife texts for sms messages

An angel in disguise she was, but somehow you fell for her. Until she broke your heart that day, and left you in the rain, but still I love you'

Love texts for sms messages

A merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney dangerfield

Marriage greetings for sms messages

Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) die

Friendship texts for sms messages

When love is not madness, it is not love

Romantic texts for sms messages

You've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrier

Funny jokes for sms messages

You will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something

Wisdom texts for sms messages