Riddle, puzzle for sms messages
She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawersHusband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-lawAn angel in disguise she was, but somehow you fell for her. Until she broke your heart that day, and left you in the rain, but still I love you'A merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the worldChristmas greetings for sms messages
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney dangerfieldMarriage greetings for sms messages
Few realation in earth never die. Want to know what is it? Read again... (F) few (R) realation (I) in (E) earth (N) never (D) dieFriendship texts for sms messages
When love is not madness, it is not loveYou've got about as much chance as finding a vegetarian pit bull terrierYou will fall for everything, if you don't stand for something| |
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