Engagement texts for sms messages
A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cuntWith my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4. 5 million red cells 60 trillion d n a's... All wishing you a very very happy holiHoli greetings for sms messages
Hope you have the best of everything in your life. I hope you to be blessed with love, joy and happiness on the christmas. Have a merry christmasChristmas greetings for sms messages
What is the height of flirting? When your love letter starts with 'To whomsoever it may concern'Naughty texts for sms messages
You can never be a leader unless you learn to loseHappy birthday my true love your beauty stems from up above sweetest smile and kindest heart like a priceless piece of precious artBirthday greetings for sms messages
Wishing you a happy marriage & hoping that your life together will be rich in joy & loveA man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road' |
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