April fool jokes for sms messages
You're the best thing since god made menThere is: Hot-sex, fast-sex, cuddle-sex, safe-sex, group-sex, sm-sex, telephone-sex, cyber-sex, and for people like you: No sexFriendship texts for sms messages
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep herLove is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the oldA real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friendship is one mind in two bodiesIf you think I miss you all the time you are wrong I miss you only when I think about you but damn it I think you all the time I miss you sweetheartAlways draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never endingMeeting U was fate, becoming ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control| |
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