April fool jokes for sms messages
Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulatedMiss you texts for sms messages
What do germans use for birth control? Their personalitiesGirl: 'I'm breaking up with you. ' Boy: 'Ok, can I get a last hug? ' *girl hugs boy* girl: 'Wait, are you covered in glue? ' Boy: 'Yeah'Break up texts for sms messages
Wives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed callsNaughty texts for sms messages
Love sweet as sugar, bitter if you dont know it better. Bed the best place to think of memories which put U to sleep, telling U goodniteGood night texts for sms messages
Let's forget sadness and enjoy the moments of happiness just because it's christmas happy christmasFor it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul |
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