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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her. - Agatha christieLove is friendship, but friendship is not love. Kevin bhuvaKiss is a key of love love is a lock of marriage marriage is a box of children children is a problem of world. Please stop kissing and save the worldThe sun has once brought brightness to earth! Lazy bone. It's time 2 wake up gd morning| |
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