Friendship texts for sms messages
If U erase this msg it means U luv me, if U keep it U want me, if U simply ignore it, U really adore me! So, what r U going to doYou're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size does mattersBreak up texts for sms messages
Shoot for the moon... Because even if you miss you will end up in the starsYour words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check itYour network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free callsWives r incoming calls, lovers r outgoing calls, aunties r toll-free calls, callgirls r roaming calls, neighbour girls r missed callsNaughty texts for sms messages
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future wife, always try to get the last two words in: 'Yes dear'Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the oldThe only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself| |
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