An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand
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He's an expert on padded cells
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In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva
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You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough
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Growing seed makes no sound. But falling tree makes huge noise. Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet. This is the power fo silence
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Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying good morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day
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If you are awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if you just woke up, good morning honey. Love you so much
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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe
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