Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot
Rude texts for sms messages
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you... What do you say
Flirt texts for sms messages
My heart to you is given, oh dear, do give yours to me, we'll lock them up together and throw away the key
Love texts for sms messages
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on
Advice texts for sms messages
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva
Funny jokes for sms messages
Please break up with me on a rainy day, and meet me under a tree. So when it hurts and I can not breath, you'll hear the rain not me
Rainy day texts for sms messages
Only the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from me
Cute texts for sms messages
I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I love you
Love texts for sms messages
Valentines day is a day of love no 1 gives me more love than you you brighten up my each day you deserve my undying love. Will you be my valentine
Valentines day greetings for sms messages
About as subtle as a flying brick
Funny jokes for sms messages
