Guadeloupe phone codes
Guadeloupe cities and mobile phone codes + Dialling rules

Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat

Flirt texts for sms messages

A love story: Once a mosquito fall in love with a hen. One day they kissed each other, hen died of malaria and mosquito died of bird-flu

Cute texts for sms messages

Sometimes, I wish certain people wont tell me that they love me... Wanna know why? So that I wont waste my time believing their sweetest lies

Broken heart texts for sms messages

When U feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around U, the world seems to b fading away, com along wit me I will talk U to an eye specialist

April fool jokes for sms messages

You can keep going long after you can't

Wisdom texts for sms messages

You're really very naughty a right such and such you spent way too much on your gift but thanks very... Very... Very... Much

Thank texts for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages

Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?.. When she feels something wet she turn on her back

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit

Motivational texts for sms messages

Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins

Marriage greetings for sms messages