Group of sheep in field, one says I dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot
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A heart die's when it is not able to share's its feelings... But a heart kills itself when another heart does not understands its feelings
Love texts for sms messages
Advise of a dentist treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & changed it every 3 months
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True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes
Sweet texts for sms messages
Last night I asked my angel 2 watch over U... But it came soon. I asked: Why? It smiled and said: An angel doesnt watch over another angel
Love texts for sms messages
I do not want a friend who smiles when I smile who weeps when I weep for my shadow in the pool can do better than that
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Always be on 'Their side' in some way, no matter what
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Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me
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An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand
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Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool
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