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funny sms texts for status

Good funny texts for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super sms contents about joke for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms sentences for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №241 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.

I m in the hospital. After five minutes, I shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say I shall die if I stop recieving ur smss. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №242 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.

I may not be your pepsi choice of the new generation - I may not be your coke, only the real thing - Or your nido, world's no. 1 but I can be your rexona I won't let you down.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №243 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.

I met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №244 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.

I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №245 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.

I once sniffed coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №246 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.

I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №247 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №248 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.

I put all my genius into my life - I put only my talent into my works.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №249 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - To stop reading newspapers.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №250 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №251 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №252 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.

I text you because I want to have a chat with you, not to be pissed off & get my day ruined.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №253 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №254 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from asian countries use? Toothpicks?

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №255 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №256 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №257 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.

I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks amazing!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №258 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.

I want a real relationship - Not a facebook one.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №259 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.

I want to make a facebook account and the name will be nobody so when I see brainless people post, I can like it. And it will say nobody likes this.

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 26 July 2025

Jewish calendar: 10 Av 5775

Islamic calendar: 9 Shawwal 1436

Chinese calendar: 11 day 6 month 4412 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• Parents Day (USA)

• Statehood Day (New York, USA)

• Fleet Day (Ukraine)

• Trade Workers Day (Ukraine)

• Navy Day (Russia)

• Father's Day (Ulyanovsk, Russia)

• Day of the National Rebellion (Cuba)

• Trade Workers Day (Belarus)

• Paratroopers Day (USSR)

• Independence Day (Liberia)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Allow me to whisper. No matter who I am thinking, my heart will always and only stunned to you. Never forget me you are the best

Romantic texts for sms messages

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be

Flirt texts for sms messages

There are a lot of birds wispering only about you, you should once listen to them, then you would know how much I love you

Love texts for sms messages

I believe we are a matched pair... Perfect for one another... Tailored for love and a happy life together. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif U. Gd nite

Greetings texts for sms messages

No one has the right to be sorry for himself for a misfortune that strikes everyone

Sorry texts for sms messages

Love says 'If U ever need anything, I'll b there' but friendship says ' you'll never need anything if I'll b there '

Friendship texts for sms messages

I want to be with you tonight, tomorrow, and today it can't happen now but it will someday

Miss you texts for sms messages

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending

Love texts for sms messages

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