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funny sms texts for status

Good funny texts for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super sms contents about joke for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms sentences for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №241 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.

I m in the hospital. After five minutes, I shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say I shall die if I stop recieving ur smss. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №242 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.

I may not be your pepsi choice of the new generation - I may not be your coke, only the real thing - Or your nido, world's no. 1 but I can be your rexona I won't let you down.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №243 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.

I met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №244 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.

I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №245 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.

I once sniffed coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №246 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.

I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №247 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №248 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.

I put all my genius into my life - I put only my talent into my works.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №249 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.

I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - To stop reading newspapers.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №250 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №251 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №252 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.

I text you because I want to have a chat with you, not to be pissed off & get my day ruined.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №253 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №254 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from asian countries use? Toothpicks?

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №255 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №256 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №257 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.

I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks amazing!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №258 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.

I want a real relationship - Not a facebook one.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №259 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.

I want to make a facebook account and the name will be nobody so when I see brainless people post, I can like it. And it will say nobody likes this.

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Today

Date in various calendars

Gregorian calendar: 4 October 2024

Jewish calendar: 21 Tishrei 5776

Islamic calendar: 20 Dhu al-Hijja 1436

Chinese calendar: 22 day 8 month 4412 year

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Today holidays

Reasons for mms or sms greetings

• World Animal Day (International)

• World Communion Sunday (Global)

• Veterinary Service Police Day (Ukraine)

• Staff Authorities Workers Day (Ukraine)

• Education Workers Day (Ukraine)

• Shemini Atzeret (Jewish)

• Hoshana Raba (Jewish)

• Simchat Torah (Israel)

• Teachers Day (Belarus)

• Teachers Day (Kazakhstan)

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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S. I. S. T. E. R

April fool jokes for sms messages

The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read

Good night texts for sms messages

Without love life waste, without story movie waste, without my sms ur cell waste & without ur smile my sms waste

Smile jokes for sms messages

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph waldo emerson

Friendship texts for sms messages

Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for money

Marriage greetings for sms messages

A special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love U I always will. U have filled a space no one can fill

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Your smile is a biggest asset to me & I want my asset to increase every day so keep smiling & keep increasing my asset every day

Kiss texts for sms messages

I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life happy valentine's day

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

Funny jokes for sms messages

What's common between the sun and women's underwear? A) both are hot b) both look better while going down c) both disappear by night

Naughty texts for sms messages

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