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Good funny texts for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super sms contents about joke for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms sentences for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts - Sms message text №241 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
I m in the hospital. After five minutes, I shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say I shall die if I stop recieving ur smss. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №242 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
I may not be your pepsi choice of the new generation - I may not be your coke, only the real thing - Or your nido, world's no. 1 but I can be your rexona I won't let you down.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №243 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
I met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №244 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №245 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I once sniffed coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №246 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №247 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №248 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I put all my genius into my life - I put only my talent into my works.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №249 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - To stop reading newspapers.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №250 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №251 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №252 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
I text you because I want to have a chat with you, not to be pissed off & get my day ruined.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №253 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №254 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from asian countries use? Toothpicks?

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №255 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №256 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №257 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks amazing!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №258 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
I want a real relationship - Not a facebook one.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №259 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
I want to make a facebook account and the name will be nobody so when I see brainless people post, I can like it. And it will say nobody likes this.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 July 2019
Jewish calendar: 5 Av 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Shawwal 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 6 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Criminal Police Operational and Investigative Information Center Foundation Day (Russia)
• Independence Day (Belgium)
• National Day - Oath of the First King (Belgium)
• Racial Harmony Day (Singapore)
• Guam Liberation Day (Guam, USA)
• Summer Kazanskaya Day (Russia)
• Prokopiev day - Zazhinki - Zhatvennik (Ancient Slavs)
• Gospel Day (Mitiaro, Cook Islands)
• National Junk Food Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

If you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive way, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become designer of your future

Motivational texts for sms messages

Which christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next christmas

Christmas greetings for sms messages

I used to dream of eyes so blue and loving arms to hold me. I used to dream of heroic knights and how gracious they would be

Love texts for sms messages

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - General colin powell

Wisdom texts for sms messages

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva

Funny jokes for sms messages

Why do have men bandy legs?.. All unimportant matters are between brackets

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't

Flirt texts for sms messages

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends

Love texts for sms messages

Birthday message for a daughter no matter how many birthdays come and go, you'll always be my little girl. Happy birthday daughter

Birthday greetings for sms messages

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages