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Good funny texts for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super sms contents about joke for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms sentences for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts - Sms message text №241 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
I m in the hospital. After five minutes, I shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say I shall die if I stop recieving ur smss. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №242 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
I may not be your pepsi choice of the new generation - I may not be your coke, only the real thing - Or your nido, world's no. 1 but I can be your rexona I won't let you down.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №243 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
I met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №244 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №245 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I once sniffed coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №246 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №247 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №248 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I put all my genius into my life - I put only my talent into my works.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №249 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - To stop reading newspapers.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №250 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №251 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №252 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
I text you because I want to have a chat with you, not to be pissed off & get my day ruined.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №253 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №254 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from asian countries use? Toothpicks?

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №255 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №256 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №257 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks amazing!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №258 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
I want a real relationship - Not a facebook one.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №259 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
I want to make a facebook account and the name will be nobody so when I see brainless people post, I can like it. And it will say nobody likes this.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 21 September 2017
Jewish calendar: 8 Tishrei 5776
Islamic calendar: 7 Dhu al-Hijja 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 8 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Gratitude Day (International)
• International Day of Peace (United Nations)
• Nativity of the Theotokos (Orthodox)
• San Sebastian International Film Festival (Spain)
• Respect for the Aged Day (Japan)
• Arbor Day (Brazil)
• Students Day - Spring Day (Argentina)
• Students Day - Spring Day (Bolivia)
• Independence Day (Armenia)
• Founders Day (Ghana)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret

Angry texts for sms messages

Hey sleeping bird! Come back from the dreams new day has been started welcome to another lovely morning have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages

You are old & have a small penis

Rude texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, but you know they are always there for you

Friendship texts for sms messages

You never realize how much you love someone until they're gone

Love texts for sms messages

The sweetness of a chocolate remains in tongue for minutes. But the sweetness of a person remains in heart forever till the life ends

Break up texts for sms messages

He dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canaries

Insult texts for sms messages

Even if every flower in the world had a voice I could not send as many as it would take to say thanks enough! So thank you

Thank texts for sms messages

When god opened the window of the heaven he asked me: What is your wish for today? 'I said lease take special care of the person reading this'

Friendship texts for sms messages

If we desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, then we must learn the art of adjusting with the thorns difficulties will make you shine

Motivational texts for sms messages