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Good funny texts for sms - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many super sms contents about joke for messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny sms sentences for letters witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Funny sms texts - Sms message text №241 - Sms l e n g t h: 182 l e t.
I m in the hospital. After five minutes, I shall be shifted to operation theater. Doctor say I shall die if I stop recieving ur smss. Now my life is in ur hands. Please save my life.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №242 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
I may not be your pepsi choice of the new generation - I may not be your coke, only the real thing - Or your nido, world's no. 1 but I can be your rexona I won't let you down.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №243 - Sms l e n g t h: 125 l e t.
I met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №244 - Sms l e n g t h: 50 l e t.
I never think of the future, it comes soon enough.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №245 - Sms l e n g t h: 58 l e t.
I once sniffed coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №246 - Sms l e n g t h: 126 l e t.
I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №247 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №248 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
I put all my genius into my life - I put only my talent into my works.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №249 - Sms l e n g t h: 152 l e t.
I read on the newspaper that sending text messages causes a radiation that is cancerous. That's why I have decided to stop - To stop reading newspapers.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №250 - Sms l e n g t h: 43 l e t.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №251 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №252 - Sms l e n g t h: 92 l e t.
I text you because I want to have a chat with you, not to be pissed off & get my day ruined.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №253 - Sms l e n g t h: 84 l e t.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №254 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from asian countries use? Toothpicks?

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №255 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №256 - Sms l e n g t h: 111 l e t.
I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №257 - Sms l e n g t h: 87 l e t.
I tried to kill a spider with hair spray. It`s still alive, but its hair looks amazing!

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №258 - Sms l e n g t h: 48 l e t.
I want a real relationship - Not a facebook one.

Funny sms texts - Sms message text №259 - Sms l e n g t h: 148 l e t.
I want to make a facebook account and the name will be nobody so when I see brainless people post, I can like it. And it will say nobody likes this.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 October 2020
Jewish calendar: 12 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 11 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 13 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• European Day of Civil Justice (Europe)
• Constitution Day (Lithuania)
• Daylight Saving Time Day Ends (Europe)
• Reformation Sunday (USA)
• Automobilist Day (Ukraine)
• Marketer Day (Ukraine)
• Karachay Genocide Memorial Day (Russia)
• Road and Urban Transport Workers Day (Russia)
• Customs Day (Russia)
• Yitzhak Rabin's Remembrance Day (Israel)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You used to let me win when I was a kid. But don't think I would let you when you would grow old because I'm competitive. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

Reality can destroy the dream - Why shouldn't the dream destroy reality? - George moore

Love texts for sms messages

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages

You are my sunshine. And I miss you at night. Will you be my moon? Goodnight

Good night texts for sms messages

The world would b a lonely place without the 1 that puts smile on my face

Smile jokes for sms messages

I think I'm disturbing you sorry this is my last msg & I'll not msg you anymore... Good bye never expect that from me I'm born to disturb you

Friendship texts for sms messages

Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity & tragedy of life

Marriage greetings for sms messages

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless. - Stelle atwater

Broken heart texts for sms messages

My eyes are eager to see you, my ears are eager to listen you, my lips are eager to kiss you, and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you

Kiss texts for sms messages

As good friends go, you really shine. Let's be each other's valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages