Why didn't noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Insult texts for sms messages
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life
Smile jokes for sms messages
Best way to purpose a girl. Take her to sea, say her to sit in a boat. Then take the boat in the middle of sea. Then say marry me or leave my boat
Flirt texts for sms messages
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, then do not worry 'Cause I told santa I wanted you for christmas
Love texts for sms messages
Your words of love steal someone's heart, but you don't know that your heart is already stolen by me check it
Thank texts for sms messages
Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it
Friendship texts for sms messages
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. - By josiah G. Holland
Love texts for sms messages
Feel special, unique, on top of the world... Its ur day! Happy womens day my girl
Women day greetings for sms messages
Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'
Funny jokes for sms messages
Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven
Miss you texts for sms messages