A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: 'Pint please, and one for the road'
Funny jokes for sms messages
Wise men speak because they have something to say - Fools because they have say something
Wisdom texts for sms messages
Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind
Love texts for sms messages
I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital
Friendship texts for sms messages
Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away
Thank texts for sms messages
If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips
Love texts for sms messages
Everybody wants someone special someone innocent someone nice someone cool someone sweet someone cute someone intelligent but why always me, me and me
Flirt texts for sms messages
Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile
Smile jokes for sms messages
If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again
Kiss texts for sms messages
A special smile on a special face, a special someone that no one can replace. I luv U & always will, you have filled a space no one could fill
Cute texts for sms messages
