Christmas greetings for sms messages
A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cuntI love the air, because it touches you. I love the sun, because it falls on you. I love my heart, because it loves youIt's important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are notFriendship texts for sms messages
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take itIf you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive way, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become designer of your futureMotivational texts for sms messages
Love is a post card life is a visiting card wife is a memmery card but friendship is a reshon cadr becouse keep it safeI have an engagement ring, which is my favorite accessory| |
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