New year greetings for sms messages
Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women. - Marion smithMarriage greetings for sms messages
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwardsDo I look like a damn people personWhy is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hourThe most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend. - Henry david thoreauFriendship texts for sms messages
Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested hiv positive. Report reads person has high percentage of honey in veins. No wonderIm dreaming of white christmas, with evrey christmas card I write, may your days be bright, & may all your christmases b white. Happy christmasYou are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool| |
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