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One who smokes has a smoky heart - One who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must stop eating sweets as U r already a sweetehartYou know what is the largest word in english language. 'Smiles' because there is mile between 2 'S'. (S mile s). So spread smiles everywhereA man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cuntWhen do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the seaRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
In new year may god... Would be your best friend, he loves you deeper, always bless on you, god always guide you & carry you... Happy new yearNew year greetings for sms messages
Life is like a coin pleasure & pain are the two sides, only one side is visible at time, but remember other side also waiting 4 its turnMotivational texts for sms messages
Never thought... It would be so hard staying away from you. I keep thinking of 'Us' together again! I miss UMiss you texts for sms messages
A husband's last words should always be 'Ok buy it'Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me| |
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