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Let's celebrate your birthday. Let's drink 'Til we fall over. Let's try not to think about tomorrow's big hangoverBirthday greetings for sms messages
Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april foolApril fool jokes for sms messages
The smarter the woman gets, the more difficult for her to find the right manWomen day greetings for sms messages
Beauty is nothing if you have a rotten attitude and personality. It's like a book with a good cover but with senseless storyI thought you loved me undesirably. Didn't you know you were my everythingTrue love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyesBeing politically correct means always having to say you're sorryAt this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this smsWhy do women have legs?.. Otherwise there will be traces of mucus on the kitchen floor| |
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