Valentines day greetings for sms messages
Girl: 'I'm breaking up with you. ' Boy: 'Ok, can I get a last hug? ' *girl hugs boy* girl: 'Wait, are you covered in glue? ' Boy: 'Yeah'Break up texts for sms messages
Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls! You firstKnock! Knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless youAny man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deservesWhat is love? L for land of sorrow. O for ocean of tears. V for velley of death. E for end of lifeQ: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building? A: Yes, because the empire state building can't jumpRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
Oh that I could shrink the surface of the world, so that suddenly I might find you standing at my side... I love youValentines day greetings for sms messages
You're right, I am a lying whore. I lied, size does mattersPassion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire |
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