Good


funny text for sms

Cool joke sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well texts about laughing for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №401 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №402 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Mizs: Can anybody give an example of coincidence? Pappu: Teacher, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №403 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Mobile sex ush 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for sm and for everything... Dial my number!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №404 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №405 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday is a holiday. Have a great sunday.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №406 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №407 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Mr. Bean got an invitation for a party, they told him that he must put brown tie only. When he went to party he was shocked? Other were wearing pants & shirts also.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №408 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
My feelings for you are like the sea. ' Wild and romantic? 'No, they make me sick'.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №409 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My friends are my estate.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №410 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №411 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №412 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
My nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, I asked god is it love?.. God said, no... Exams r near!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №413 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My reality check bounced.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №414 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №415 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never have children, only grandchildren.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №416 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Never kiss a lady police, she will say, hands up... Never kiss a lady doctor, she will say, next please... Always kiss a school teacher and she will say repeat it 5 times daily!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №417 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №418 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never stand between a dog & the hydrant.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №419 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

I would like to warn you against sanding some of this greatest sms words about laughing for messages - Funny sms ideas for status read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some super funny sms texts for messages, because each person differently understand your sms.


РУССКАЯ ВЕРСИЯ
Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 30 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 12 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 11 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 13 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Publishing, Printing and Book Distribution Day (Ukraine)
• National Day (Canary Islands)
• Parliament Day (Croatia)
• Mother's Day (Nicaragua)
• Indian Arrival Day (Trinidad and Tobago)
• National Day - Anguilla day (Anguilla)
• Day of Kiev City (Kiev, Ukraine)
• Saint Joan of Arc Day (France)
• Canary Islands Day (Canary Islands, Spain)
• Rose festival (Karlovo, Bulgaria)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

Love texts for sms messages

Don't give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. - Irish proverb

April fool jokes for sms messages

He's so full of shit, his eyes are brown

Insult texts for sms messages

Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic

Wisdom texts for sms messages

If I could have 1 wish: D only thing I'd wish 4 is 2 be in the form of soap bubbles so I'd flow all over your body! Goodmorning 2 U

Good morning texts for sms messages

When you think your first falling in love, just then you realize your falling out of love

Sweet texts for sms messages

Jesus loves you... Everyone else thinks your an asshole

Funny jokes for sms messages

A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt

Rude texts for sms messages

Relationship requires little efforts. Even when friends are busy with their own lives, a simple sms reminds each other that... 'You are not forgotten'

Friendship texts for sms messages

Hope you have a good year filled with all the joy and happiness in the world. Have a very happy new year

New year greetings for sms messages