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Cool joke sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well texts about laughing for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №401 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №402 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Mizs: Can anybody give an example of coincidence? Pappu: Teacher, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №403 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Mobile sex ush 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for sm and for everything... Dial my number!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №404 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №405 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday is a holiday. Have a great sunday.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №406 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №407 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Mr. Bean got an invitation for a party, they told him that he must put brown tie only. When he went to party he was shocked? Other were wearing pants & shirts also.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №408 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
My feelings for you are like the sea. ' Wild and romantic? 'No, they make me sick'.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №409 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My friends are my estate.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №410 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №411 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №412 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
My nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, I asked god is it love?.. God said, no... Exams r near!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №413 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My reality check bounced.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №414 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №415 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never have children, only grandchildren.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №416 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Never kiss a lady police, she will say, hands up... Never kiss a lady doctor, she will say, next please... Always kiss a school teacher and she will say repeat it 5 times daily!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №417 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №418 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never stand between a dog & the hydrant.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №419 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 April 2017
Jewish calendar: 6 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 6 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Malaria Day (International)
• World Tai Chi and Qigong Day (International)
• World Veterinary Day (International)
• World Healing Day (International)
• Arbor Day (Germany)
• ANZAC - Australian and New Zealand Army Corps Day (Australia)
• ANZAC - Australian and New Zealand Army Corps Day (New Zealand)
• Freedom Day - Carnation Revolution (Portugal)
• Day of Liberation from Fascism (Italy)
• Sinai Liberation Day (Egypt)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check

Funny jokes for sms messages

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation

Sad texts for sms messages

Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklin

Friendship texts for sms messages

Please break up with me on a rainy day, and meet me under a tree. So when it hurts and I can not breath, you'll hear the rain not me

Rainy day texts for sms messages

A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your heart

Friendship texts for sms messages

Value of relation is not, that how much one feels happy with someone. But it is the lonliness, that one feels without someone

Miss you texts for sms messages

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there

Easter greetings for sms messages

We miss someone only for two reasons: The person is in your heart or either you wanted to be in that person's heat

Love texts for sms messages

From a commercial point of view, if christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it. - Katharine whitehorn

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Its not ur mistake if U cant read d eyes which cheats U. But its really ur mistake if U cant read d eyes which loves U

Love texts for sms messages