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Cool joke sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well texts about laughing for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №401 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №402 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Mizs: Can anybody give an example of coincidence? Pappu: Teacher, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №403 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Mobile sex ush 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for sm and for everything... Dial my number!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №404 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №405 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday is a holiday. Have a great sunday.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №406 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №407 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Mr. Bean got an invitation for a party, they told him that he must put brown tie only. When he went to party he was shocked? Other were wearing pants & shirts also.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №408 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
My feelings for you are like the sea. ' Wild and romantic? 'No, they make me sick'.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №409 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My friends are my estate.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №410 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №411 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №412 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
My nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, I asked god is it love?.. God said, no... Exams r near!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №413 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My reality check bounced.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №414 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №415 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never have children, only grandchildren.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №416 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Never kiss a lady police, she will say, hands up... Never kiss a lady doctor, she will say, next please... Always kiss a school teacher and she will say repeat it 5 times daily!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №417 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №418 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never stand between a dog & the hydrant.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №419 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 January 2017
Jewish calendar: 2 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 3 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Reunion and Freedom Day (Ukraine)
• Defense Aviation Day (Russia)
• Grandfather day (Poland)
• Customs Workers Day (Tajikistan)
• Wellington Province Day (Wellington, New Zealand)
• National Polka Dot Day (USA)
• National Blonde Brownie Day (USA)
• Roe vs. Wade Day (USA)
• Celebration of Life Day (USA)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

I am yours and you are mine, that's the story of my valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Who walks with us through the difficult part of life? Mon dad? No! Husband wife? No! Friends? No! One and only our slippers! So keep them safe

Funny jokes for sms messages

Being politically correct means always having to say you're sorry

Sorry texts for sms messages

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west. He slides up to the bar and announces: 'I'm looking for the man who shot my paw'

Funny jokes for sms messages

When do you know you are overweight?.. When you are sunbathing on the beach and a greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Good friends must not always be together - It is the feeling of oneness when distant that proves a lasting friendship. - Susan P. Schultz

Friendship texts for sms messages

If you learn to translate every event of your life into a positive way, you will stop being a prisoner of your past and become designer of your future

Motivational texts for sms messages

Thanks for always being there for me. I'll always love you. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

You're the best thing since god made men

Love texts for sms messages

Only in souls the christ is brought to birth, and there he lives and dies. - Alfred noyes

Christmas greetings for sms messages