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Cool joke sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well texts about laughing for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №401 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №402 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Mizs: Can anybody give an example of coincidence? Pappu: Teacher, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №403 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Mobile sex ush 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for sm and for everything... Dial my number!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №404 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №405 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday is a holiday. Have a great sunday.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №406 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №407 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Mr. Bean got an invitation for a party, they told him that he must put brown tie only. When he went to party he was shocked? Other were wearing pants & shirts also.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №408 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
My feelings for you are like the sea. ' Wild and romantic? 'No, they make me sick'.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №409 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My friends are my estate.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №410 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №411 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №412 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
My nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, I asked god is it love?.. God said, no... Exams r near!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №413 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My reality check bounced.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №414 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №415 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never have children, only grandchildren.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №416 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Never kiss a lady police, she will say, hands up... Never kiss a lady doctor, she will say, next please... Always kiss a school teacher and she will say repeat it 5 times daily!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №417 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №418 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never stand between a dog & the hydrant.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №419 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 May 2025
Jewish calendar: 4 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• International Day for Biological Diversity (United Nations)
• National Maritime Day (USA)
• Republic Day (Sri Lanka)
• Reformation Commemoration Day (Indonesia)
• National Sovereignty Day (Haiti)
• Unity Day - Unification of North and South Yemen (Yemen)
• Abolition Day (Martinique)
• Wave-Gotik-Treffen (Leipzig, Germany)
• Birth of Imam Hussein ibn Ali (Shia Islam)
• Nicholas Day (Ancient Slavs)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears

Love texts for sms messages

To all women's you r gorgeousyou are beautiful you r smart you can lead the world enjyoy the pleasure of being a lady happy women's day

Women day greetings for sms messages

Sending you a jumbo-sized congratulations! You did it

Greetings texts for sms messages

We find it easy to ask for favors but difficult to thank. May this thanksgiving give you more reasons to thank god each day! Happy thanksgiving

Thanksgiving day greetings for sms messages

What do germans use for birth control? Their personalities

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Funny jokes for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

Friendship iz vast like universe, it iz deep like sea, it iz high like sky, it iz strong like roke, it iz kind like mother, and it iz sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant

Motivational texts for sms messages