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Cool joke sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well texts about laughing for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №401 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №402 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Mizs: Can anybody give an example of coincidence? Pappu: Teacher, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №403 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Mobile sex ush 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for sm and for everything... Dial my number!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №404 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №405 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday is a holiday. Have a great sunday.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №406 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №407 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Mr. Bean got an invitation for a party, they told him that he must put brown tie only. When he went to party he was shocked? Other were wearing pants & shirts also.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №408 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
My feelings for you are like the sea. ' Wild and romantic? 'No, they make me sick'.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №409 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My friends are my estate.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №410 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №411 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №412 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
My nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, I asked god is it love?.. God said, no... Exams r near!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №413 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My reality check bounced.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №414 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №415 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never have children, only grandchildren.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №416 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Never kiss a lady police, she will say, hands up... Never kiss a lady doctor, she will say, next please... Always kiss a school teacher and she will say repeat it 5 times daily!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №417 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №418 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never stand between a dog & the hydrant.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №419 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 October 2017
Jewish calendar: 10 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 9 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 11 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Tasu'a of Imam Hussain (Shia Islam)
• Mole Day (Shia Islam)
• National Aviation Day (Mexico)
• National Day (Hungary)
• National Liberation Day (Egypt)
• Day of the Macedonian Revolutionary Struggle (Macedonia)
• Liberation Day (Libya)
• Cambodia Peace Treaty Day - Paris Peace Agreement Day (Cambodia)
• Advertising Workers Day (Ukraine)
• Advertising Workers Day (Russia)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

You used to let me win when I was a kid. But don't think I would let you when you would grow old because I'm competitive. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage. - Marvin kitman

Marriage greetings for sms messages

The message of christmas is that the visible material world is bound to the invisible spiritual world

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Loving U is not just having a cup of coffee. It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it sweeter and pure

Love texts for sms messages

Girl: 'I'm breaking up with you. ' Boy: 'Ok, can I get a last hug? ' *girl hugs boy* girl: 'Wait, are you covered in glue? ' Boy: 'Yeah'

Break up texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars... You don't see them all the time, but you know they're there

Love texts for sms messages

Few minutes of anger can ruin few days or years of happiness

Angry texts for sms messages

And I'm proud to be a russian, where at least I know I'm free. And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that right to me

Independence day greetings for sms messages

What is a flower without the sun? What is the earth without the sky? What am I without you? That is why I tell you... I love you

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

All of us will miss you and we would like to say we hope this card brings you good luck each and every day

Good luck texts for sms messages