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Cool joke sms quotes for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well texts about laughing for sms messages for every occasion. In this collection you will find cool funny sms texts for messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №401 - Sms l e n g t h: 52 l e t.
Minds are like parachutes. They work best when open.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №402 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Mizs: Can anybody give an example of coincidence? Pappu: Teacher, my mother and father got married on the same day and at the same time.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №403 - Sms l e n g t h: 113 l e t.
Mobile sex ush 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for sm and for everything... Dial my number!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №404 - Sms l e n g t h: 129 l e t.
Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №405 - Sms l e n g t h: 133 l e t.
Monday went on tuesday 2 wednesday and asked thursday whether friday has told saturday that sunday is a holiday. Have a great sunday.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №406 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №407 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
Mr. Bean got an invitation for a party, they told him that he must put brown tie only. When he went to party he was shocked? Other were wearing pants & shirts also.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №408 - Sms l e n g t h: 83 l e t.
My feelings for you are like the sea. ' Wild and romantic? 'No, they make me sick'.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №409 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My friends are my estate.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №410 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №411 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №412 - Sms l e n g t h: 118 l e t.
My nights r becoming sleepless, my dreams r becoming hopeless, I asked god is it love?.. God said, no... Exams r near!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №413 - Sms l e n g t h: 25 l e t.
My reality check bounced.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №414 - Sms l e n g t h: 66 l e t.
Never drink tea or coffee at office hours, it will keep you awake.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №415 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never have children, only grandchildren.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №416 - Sms l e n g t h: 177 l e t.
Never kiss a lady police, she will say, hands up... Never kiss a lady doctor, she will say, next please... Always kiss a school teacher and she will say repeat it 5 times daily!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №417 - Sms l e n g t h: 69 l e t.
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №418 - Sms l e n g t h: 40 l e t.
Never stand between a dog & the hydrant.

Best laughing sms messages - Sms message text №419 - Sms l e n g t h: 51 l e t.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 15 October 2018
Jewish calendar: 2 Cheshvan 5776
Islamic calendar: 1 Muharram 1437
Chinese calendar: 3 day 9 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Islamic New Year - Hijri New Year (Islam)
• International Day of Rural Women (United Nations)
• International Credit Union Day - ICU Day (Global)
• Pregnancy and Infant Loss Remembrance Day (Global)
• Global Handwashing Day (Global)
• Teachers Day (Brazil)
• National Tree Planting Day (Sri Lanka)
• Satu Suro (Indonesia)
• Evacuation Day (Tunisia)
• Teachers Day (Afghanistan)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Roses are reddish violets are bluish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish. - Benny hill

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Love your enemies. It really pisses them off

Love texts for sms messages

You're such a great boss you deserve to be on mount rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy boss's day

Boss day texts for sms messages

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you

Love texts for sms messages

You may make mistakes, but you are not a failure until you start blaming someone else for it

Advice texts for sms messages

Carried with care. Coated with pride. Dipped in love. Fly in glory. Moments of freedom in shade of joy. Wish you happy independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

When we're together, we have such fun - Valentine, you're second to none

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

The cross was to pieces of dead wood and a helpless unresisting man was nailed to it yet it was mightier dan the world and triumphed & will

Good friday greetings for sms messages

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified

Sorry texts for sms messages

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

Funny jokes for sms messages