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Advise of a dentist treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & changed it every 3 monthsLast time I saw a face like that it was hanging at the hunter's lodgeA kiss that tells it all is seldomly a first editionMarriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut upMarriage greetings for sms messages
The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenienceBe clean in all matters and you will never be ashamedWishing you the kind of christmas that's filled with special things - The kind that's long remembered for the happiness it bringsChristmas greetings for sms messages
Tis a great confidence in a friend to tell him your faults - Greater to tell him his. - Benjamin franklinWhere there is no imagination there is no horror| |
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