April fool jokes for sms messages
When you're truly in love, being faithful isn't a sacrifice, it's a joyNot the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappyFriendship texts for sms messages
I love my life because it gave me you I love you because you are my life happy valentine's dayValentines day greetings for sms messages
If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, then do not worry 'Cause I told santa I wanted you for christmasSo many wonderful moments we have spent together, thinking of you father brings memories to mind, I love U so much. Happy fathers dayFathers day greetings for sms messages
The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenienceCelebrating the colors of our beautiful relationship, I wish you and your family all the bright hues of life. Have a colorful holiHoli greetings for sms messages
Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's moneyA dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, 'Dentist caught filling wrong cavity'| |
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