Birthday greetings for sms messages
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?.. When she feels something wet she turn on her backRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with youU r the best heart surgeon in the world, b'coz U made a place in my heart, without cutting n spilling blood. I 'M lucky 2 have a cute frnd like 'U'Friendship texts for sms messages
I know you think you broke my heart but I knew your game right from the start I saw your game and played it to so look here I play the jokes on youBreak up texts for sms messages
A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cuntLove begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardropGod made man and then rested. God made women and then no one restedA merry christmas to everybody! A happy new year to all the worldSometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile |
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