Inspirational texts for sms messages
You are strong as rum, fine as wine, cool as beer, sophisticated as vodaka, classic as whisky, in short I am totally tun in your friendshipFriendship texts for sms messages
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardropShoot for the moon... Because even if you miss you will end up in the starsYour birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factoryMarriage advice whenever you are wrong admit it whenever you are right shut up'Where should one use perfume? ' A young woman asked. 'Wherever one wants to be kissed, ' I saidI want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have candle light dinner... & say those sweet three words to U... 'Pay the billA student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said, 'Head, I go to sleep. ' Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll studyYou are one of the most cute persons in the world! Just a second, don't misunderstand. Cute means: Creating useless troubles everywhere. April fool| |
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