Riddle, puzzle for sms messages
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal. So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arseholeThere is strength in the union of very sorry menTime and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought awayWife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interestingDon't walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you don't care who rules the worldGrow old along with me! The best is yet to beBirthday greetings for sms messages
I'm sure you've met my new girlfriend, she's been your best friend for 8 yearsBreak up texts for sms messages
I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delightHi here's a cup of coffee just for you. I have added 1 huge hug 2 big kisses 3 servings of love hope that stirs your heart today| |
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