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Premium funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №561 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №562 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
T-mobile regrets 2 inform U that the network has gone down on everyone except U. We regret 2 inform U that no one would go down on U. Not even a network.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №563 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №564 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №565 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception. Looks, iq, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you because you manage to live without them.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №566 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Today is pink panthers birth day so wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know just I like I did by sending this sms to you.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №567 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be the man!

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №568 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up den to drop.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №569 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
True friendship is like sound health - The value of it is seldom known until you lost it.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №570 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Twinkle twinkle little star... You should know what you R... And once you know what you R... Mental hospital is not so far.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №571 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №572 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'?

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №573 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Two guys were following 2 girls both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands. 1st guy to second guy - What will we do now? 2nd guy you marry my sis, I will marry your sis.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №574 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Two things will define your success in life 1. The way you manage when you have nothing. 2. The way you behave when you have everything.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №575 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №576 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Very funny scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №577 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №578 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №579 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. 'I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die'.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 20 April 2019
Jewish calendar: 1 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 1 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 2 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• United Nations Chinese Language Day (United Nations)
• Provodki (Ukraine)
• Interior Ministry Mobilization Units Foundation Day (Russia)
• Patriots' Day (Massachusetts, USA)
• Birth of Imam Mohammed Baqir (Shia Islam)
• Sechselauten - Guilds Parade (Zurich, Switzerland)
• Boston Marathon (USA)
• Holiday Involving the Consumption of Cannabis (USA)
• Holiday Involving the Consumption of Cannabis (Canada)
• Prophet Muhammad was put into the Womb of his Mother (Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check

Funny jokes for sms messages

Ur words lash out and hurt then lovingly draw me in I don't know what U want from me do U want this to end

Sweet texts for sms messages

There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires effortless sleep. Whereas, aim requires sleepless efforts

Good luck texts for sms messages

My valentine wish is that our love becomes stronger and stronger from valentine to valentine

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif U. Gd nite

Greetings texts for sms messages

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him

Wishes texts for sms messages

You are proof that god has a sense of humor

Insult texts for sms messages

Aliens have contacted the earth... Just watch the news and see it... And one more thing advance mein happy april fool

April fool jokes for sms messages

Heaven is not the one which you see after your death, true heaven is the one which you can see here in my true love

Love texts for sms messages

You're not a xx years old, you're xx years young... Happi birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages