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Premium funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №561 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №562 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
T-mobile regrets 2 inform U that the network has gone down on everyone except U. We regret 2 inform U that no one would go down on U. Not even a network.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №563 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №564 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №565 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception. Looks, iq, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you because you manage to live without them.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №566 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Today is pink panthers birth day so wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know just I like I did by sending this sms to you.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №567 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be the man!

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №568 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up den to drop.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №569 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
True friendship is like sound health - The value of it is seldom known until you lost it.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №570 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Twinkle twinkle little star... You should know what you R... And once you know what you R... Mental hospital is not so far.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №571 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №572 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'?

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №573 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Two guys were following 2 girls both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands. 1st guy to second guy - What will we do now? 2nd guy you marry my sis, I will marry your sis.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №574 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Two things will define your success in life 1. The way you manage when you have nothing. 2. The way you behave when you have everything.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №575 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №576 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Very funny scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №577 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №578 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №579 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. 'I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die'.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 June 2017
Jewish calendar: 8 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 8 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 10 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Day of the Seafarer (International)
• Day of Slavic Unity and Friendship (International)
• Statehood Day (Virginia, USA)
• Customs Service Day (Ukraine)
• Arbor Day (Philippines)
• Statehood Day (Slovenia)
• Statehood Day (Croatia)
• Fatherland Liberation War Day - Start of Korean War (Northern Korea)
• Teachers Day (Guatemala)
• Independence Day (Mozambique)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Among ur frens I care 4 U da most, among ur frens I lov U da most, among ur frens U hurt me d most coz... I know dats all im 2 U... Among ur frens

Miss you texts for sms messages

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages

Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot

Motivational texts for sms messages

Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me, and sweet like U

Friendship texts for sms messages

Rain rain go away, come again another day I sung this poem yesterday that's y rain come today

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Secrets, they only last long enough to break you down

Friendship texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Don't wait for the perfect moment... Take the moment and make it perfect

Funny jokes for sms messages

An apology is a good way to have the last word

Sorry texts for sms messages

The police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide me

Funny jokes for sms messages