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Premium funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №561 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №562 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
T-mobile regrets 2 inform U that the network has gone down on everyone except U. We regret 2 inform U that no one would go down on U. Not even a network.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №563 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №564 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №565 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception. Looks, iq, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you because you manage to live without them.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №566 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Today is pink panthers birth day so wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know just I like I did by sending this sms to you.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №567 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be the man!

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №568 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up den to drop.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №569 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
True friendship is like sound health - The value of it is seldom known until you lost it.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №570 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Twinkle twinkle little star... You should know what you R... And once you know what you R... Mental hospital is not so far.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №571 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №572 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'?

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №573 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Two guys were following 2 girls both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands. 1st guy to second guy - What will we do now? 2nd guy you marry my sis, I will marry your sis.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №574 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Two things will define your success in life 1. The way you manage when you have nothing. 2. The way you behave when you have everything.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №575 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №576 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Very funny scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №577 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №578 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №579 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. 'I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die'.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 June 2018
Jewish calendar: 7 Tammuz 5775
Islamic calendar: 7 Ramadan 1436
Chinese calendar: 9 day 5 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Nativity of Saint John the Baptist (Catholic Church)
• Scottish Independence Day (Scotland)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Peru)
• Inti Raymi Festival (Peru)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Bolivia)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Bolivia)
• Festival of Inti Raymi (Ecuador)
• Indians Day - Countryman's Day (Ecuador)
• Independence Day (Moldova)
• Fisherman's Day (Mozambique)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? - Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

Marriage greetings for sms messages

I know milk it does a body good, but damn how much have you been drinking

Flirt texts for sms messages

Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant

Motivational texts for sms messages

Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, but you know they are always there for you

Friendship texts for sms messages

Everyone wants happiness, no one needs pain. But its not possible to get a rainbow without a little rain... Accept it and stay happy

Rainy day texts for sms messages

One day love asked friendship 'Y r U in the world when I am here? Friendshipsmiled and said 'To spread smiles where U leave tears

Friendship texts for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

Did you hear about the buddhist who refused his dentist's novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication

Funny jokes for sms messages

Smile: S-sets you free m-makes you special i-increases your face value l-lifts up you spirits e-erases all your tensions so please keep smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

She's got more wrinkles than an elephants scrotum

Funny jokes for sms messages