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Premium funny sms texts - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many well comic sms ideas for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find funny texts for sms messages witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №561 - Sms l e n g t h: 139 l e t.
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №562 - Sms l e n g t h: 153 l e t.
T-mobile regrets 2 inform U that the network has gone down on everyone except U. We regret 2 inform U that no one would go down on U. Not even a network.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №563 - Sms l e n g t h: 164 l e t.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №564 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №565 - Sms l e n g t h: 180 l e t.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception. Looks, iq, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off to you because you manage to live without them.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №566 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Today is pink panthers birth day so wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know just I like I did by sending this sms to you.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №567 - Sms l e n g t h: 138 l e t.
Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you my friend will be the man!

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №568 - Sms l e n g t h: 70 l e t.
Trouble defies the law of gravity. It's easier to pick up den to drop.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №569 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
True friendship is like sound health - The value of it is seldom known until you lost it.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №570 - Sms l e n g t h: 123 l e t.
Twinkle twinkle little star... You should know what you R... And once you know what you R... Mental hospital is not so far.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №571 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Two eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №572 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'Do you know how to drive this thing'?

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №573 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
Two guys were following 2 girls both girls took rakhi & tied to their hands. 1st guy to second guy - What will we do now? 2nd guy you marry my sis, I will marry your sis.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №574 - Sms l e n g t h: 136 l e t.
Two things will define your success in life 1. The way you manage when you have nothing. 2. The way you behave when you have everything.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №575 - Sms l e n g t h: 34 l e t.
Uglier than a hatfull of assholes.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №576 - Sms l e n g t h: 42 l e t.
Very funny scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №577 - Sms l e n g t h: 79 l e t.
Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №578 - Sms l e n g t h: 47 l e t.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

Super funny sms texts for messages - Sms message text №579 - Sms l e n g t h: 170 l e t.
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. 'I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die'.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 28 November 2022
Jewish calendar: 16 Kislev 5776
Islamic calendar: 15 Safar 1437
Chinese calendar: 17 day 10 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• Buy Nothing Day (Global)
• Holodomor Remembrance Day (Ukraine)
• Independence Day (Albania)
• Flag Day (Albania)
• Independence Day (Panama)
• Navy Day (Iran)
• Independence Day (Mauritania)
• Republic Day (Chad)
• Independence Day (East Timor)
• Republic Day (Burundi)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

It is only when we forget all our learning that we begin to know

Graduation greetings for sms messages

Treat everyone with politeness even those who are rude to you not because day are not nice but because you are nice

Wisdom texts for sms messages

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job

Insult texts for sms messages

It doesn't matter where U go in life, what U do, or how much U have, it's who U have beside U

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. Diane ackerman

Love texts for sms messages

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart

Birthday greetings for sms messages

It's easy to say, 'I love U, ' To some1, but it's more meaningful to thank some1 for loving you

Love texts for sms messages

A special smile a special face. A special someone I cant replace. I love U I always will. U have filled a space no one can fill

Christmas greetings for sms messages

Talk 2 me when I'm bored, kiss me when I'm sad, hug me when I cry, care 4 me when I die, love me when I'm still alive

Love texts for sms messages

This year, all I want is a gift bag filled with laughter & joy, with you. Merry christmas my dear

Christmas greetings for sms messages