Marriage greetings for sms messages
Guys are like parking spots... The good ones are always taken... And the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far awayNaughty texts for sms messages
Love is a beautiful dreamRomantic texts for sms messages
I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery bt my heart won't run out of space for youHusband: U will never succeed in making that dog obey U! Wife: Nonsense it's only a matter of patience, I had a lot of trouble with U at firstLove is all you needAnniversary greetings for sms messages
I hate you for not letting me have youA man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. I guess you already knowIt is deaf and it wants to have sex with you... What do you say| |
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