April fool jokes for sms messages
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a jobWife: Yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: Yeah, I saw your dad paying the billI just love when morning gets here, because I can send a great big good morning sms to my best friend. What a lovely way to start my dayGood morning texts for sms messages
Vasectomy means not ever having to say you are sorryBraindetector activated, calibrating, now searching... Still searching... Get a good grip of your mobile... Still searching... No brains foundWhy can a man not be handsome and intelligent at the same time?.. Because he would be a woman thenRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky, strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like me, and sweet like UMom's smiles can brighten any moment mom's hugs put joy in all our days mom's love will stay with us forever & touch our lives in precious ways| |
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