April fool jokes for sms messages
You can't change the past but you can ruin the present by worrying over the futureInspirational texts for sms messages
Special people are very few - Who is special? That would be you. My valentine's day would be so fine, if you would be my valentineValentines day greetings for sms messages
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer granWhy do people have to lose things to find out what they really meanSometimes my mind asked why? I miss U, why? I care 4 U, why? I remember U then my heart answered its simply b'coz you are a sweet friendFriendship texts for sms messages
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow jobFlirting is the only job in the world, that boys never include in their cv. Despite having years of experiences and number of referencesYou come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly. - By sam keen I hope this christmas enriches your life may each day be happy & bright, overflowing with pleasure & love may your christmas be filled with delight| |
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