Friendship texts for sms messages
Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sirHe dips sparrows in peroxide and sells them as canariesMy girlfriend told me, I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriendsYou've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's dayMothers day greetings for sms messages
The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenienceLove is life life is wife wife is knife and knife is dangerousBoss: Why did you leave the job? Applicant: Illness boss: What was the trouble? Applicant: My boss was sick of meBoss day texts for sms messages
It's not your perfectness that I fell in love with, it was your flaws that brougOne loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides |
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