Boss day texts for sms messages
Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv meLuv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation. A boy puts his location in a girls destination. Do U get my explanation or do U wanna demonstrationWhy the trolleys were invented?.. To learn women to walk on their hind legsRiddle, puzzle for sms messages
Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truckWife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interestingEveryone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is. Diane ackermanDa sounds of christmas, fill da air as we celebrate his birth wishing joy, 2 all mankind & peace 2 all on earth. (Merry christmas)Christmas greetings for sms messages
Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for moneyHave a 'Heart' that never breaks, have a'smile' that never fades, have a touch that never hurt$, have a 'Friendship' that naver ends, like ours |
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