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funny sms quotes for status

Best sms quotes about comic for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №461 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №462 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №463 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Q: What is the similirity between sex & shopping? A: Man can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №464 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: 'What men know about women'.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №465 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Q: What's diff between michael jackson and grocery bag? A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №466 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Q: What's difference between yogurt and australia? A: One has a real live culture.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №467 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №468 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Q: Why did the boy throw a clock out of the window? A: Because he thought time could fly.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №469 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №470 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №471 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №472 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №473 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №474 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №475 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
Rooster and cat going over a bridge cat slips and falls in river. Rooster can't stop laughing. What it's the moral of story? Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №476 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №477 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №478 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Roses r red violets r blue monkey like U should b kept in zoooo dont get angry cuz U will find me there tooooo not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №479 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r U writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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I would like to warn you against sanding some of this perfect sms sentences about comic for letters - Funny text for sms read by you, may cause absolutely other emotions in a person whom you will send it. So think carefully before you send some cool funny sms texts for messages, because each person differently understand your sms.


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Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• New Year for Trees - Tu Bishvat (Jewish)
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• Martyrs Day (Sao Tome and Principe)
• Saint Blaise's Day (Dubrovnik, Croatia)
• Day of the Virgin of Suyapa (Honduras)
• Four Chaplains Memorial Day (USA)
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Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Husband and wife on picnic. There was a donkey eating grass. Wife said: See your relative eating grass, say hi husband said: Hello father-in-law

Wife texts for sms messages

Good night my love. As darkness folds around meand the stars twinkle in the sky my thoughts are still on you my loveas I close my eyes

Good night texts for sms messages

I thought you loved me undesirably. Didn't you know you were my everything

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Soft speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strength full hands, focussed mind and determined decision with god's love. Alway makes you winner

Good luck texts for sms messages

We will always be thankful to you for all the hard work and efforts you have put in, for educating us. Happy teachers day

Teachers day greetings for sms messages

We will now upgrade your brain... Please wait... Searching... Searching... Still searching... Sorry, no brain found

Funny jokes for sms messages

What's done is done make room for the new, forgive and forget what has been done to you, I'm sorry

Sorry texts for sms messages

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel broken? I had to knock

Funny jokes for sms messages

Keep the smile, leave the tear, think of joy, forget the fear, hold the laugh, leave the pain, be jouyous till I sms again

Smile jokes for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages


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