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Best sms quotes about comic for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №461 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №462 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №463 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Q: What is the similirity between sex & shopping? A: Man can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №464 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: 'What men know about women'.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №465 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Q: What's diff between michael jackson and grocery bag? A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №466 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Q: What's difference between yogurt and australia? A: One has a real live culture.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №467 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №468 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Q: Why did the boy throw a clock out of the window? A: Because he thought time could fly.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №469 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №470 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №471 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №472 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №473 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №474 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №475 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
Rooster and cat going over a bridge cat slips and falls in river. Rooster can't stop laughing. What it's the moral of story? Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №476 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №477 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №478 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Roses r red violets r blue monkey like U should b kept in zoooo dont get angry cuz U will find me there tooooo not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №479 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r U writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 22 February 2018
Jewish calendar: 3 Adar Aleph 5775
Islamic calendar: 3 Jumada al-Ula 1436
Chinese calendar: 4 day 1 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Thinking Day (International)
• George Washington's Birthday (USA)
• Burgbrennen (Germany)
• International Day in Support of Victims of Crime (Russia)
• Burgbrennen (France)
• Burgbrennen (Belgium)
• People Power Day (Philippines)
• Burgbrennen (Luxembourg)
• Land Surveyor Day (Kyrgyzstan)
• People's Sunday (Malta)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Love is like a puzzle. When you're in love, all the pieces fit but when your heart gets broken, it takes a while to get everything back together

Broken heart texts for sms messages

It is very tough to believe a stranger, but if someone loves U more than fish loves water, holds ur hand tight with tears in his eyes & says

Love texts for sms messages

You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, happy bday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

I just need you to be there for me

Love texts for sms messages

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you

Love texts for sms messages

To the beautiful couple in all the land, may your anniversary be happy and grand. Happy anniversary

Anniversary greetings for sms messages

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes

Insult texts for sms messages

You are strong, beautiful & compassionate and much more than words cld ever say

Women day greetings for sms messages

Some like sunday, some like monday, but I like one day and that is independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages