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Best sms quotes about comic for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №461 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №462 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №463 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Q: What is the similirity between sex & shopping? A: Man can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №464 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: 'What men know about women'.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №465 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Q: What's diff between michael jackson and grocery bag? A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №466 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Q: What's difference between yogurt and australia? A: One has a real live culture.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №467 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №468 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Q: Why did the boy throw a clock out of the window? A: Because he thought time could fly.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №469 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №470 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №471 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №472 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №473 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №474 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №475 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
Rooster and cat going over a bridge cat slips and falls in river. Rooster can't stop laughing. What it's the moral of story? Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №476 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №477 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №478 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Roses r red violets r blue monkey like U should b kept in zoooo dont get angry cuz U will find me there tooooo not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №479 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r U writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 23 April 2019
Jewish calendar: 4 Iyar 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Rajab 1436
Chinese calendar: 5 day 3 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• English Language Day (United Nations)
• World Book and Copyright Day (United Nations)
• Independence Day (Conch Republic, USA)
• Psychologist Day (Ukraine)
• William Shakespeare Day (Ukraine)
• Valentines Day- The Day of the Rose - The Day of the Book (Spain)
• National Sovereignty Day (Turkey)
• Children's Day (Turkey)
• Yom Hazikaron - Fallen Soldiers Remembrance Day (Israel)
• Yom Ha'atzmaut - Israel Independence Day (Israel)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck

Funny jokes for sms messages

I don't know quite hw 2 make things better btwen us I can start by saying I'm sorry I really am

Sorry texts for sms messages

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg

Funny jokes for sms messages

I need some time alone with myself

Sad texts for sms messages

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

Funny jokes for sms messages

Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you

Romantic texts for sms messages

The language of friendship is not words but meanings

Friendship texts for sms messages

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep

Riddle, puzzle for sms messages

It takes years to build up trust, and just seconds to destroy it

Friendship texts for sms messages

Love me but, leave me not, kiss me but, miss me not, hit me but, hate me not, remember me but, forget me not

New year greetings for sms messages