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Best sms quotes about comic for status - Today is a special day, you have a special mood and would like to share it with others? You can send a text message, but how to find good words? Our website will help you with this - it contains many funny sms quotes for status for every occasion. In this collection you will find terrific text about laughing for sms witch you can send to your loved ones, friends or colleagues. Choose the best texts for your sms messages!
Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №461 - Sms l e n g t h: 78 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 pounds!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №462 - Sms l e n g t h: 147 l e t.
Q: What is the difference between secretary and private secretary? Ans: Secretary says good morning sir and private secretary says its morning sir.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №463 - Sms l e n g t h: 99 l e t.
Q: What is the similirity between sex & shopping? A: Man can not hold both for more than 5 minutes.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №464 - Sms l e n g t h: 74 l e t.
Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: 'What men know about women'.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №465 - Sms l e n g t h: 160 l e t.
Q: What's diff between michael jackson and grocery bag? A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №466 - Sms l e n g t h: 82 l e t.
Q: What's difference between yogurt and australia? A: One has a real live culture.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №467 - Sms l e n g t h: 156 l e t.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №468 - Sms l e n g t h: 89 l e t.
Q: Why did the boy throw a clock out of the window? A: Because he thought time could fly.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №469 - Sms l e n g t h: 73 l e t.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's too far to walk!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №470 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №471 - Sms l e n g t h: 86 l e t.
Q: Why was the leper caught speeding? A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №472 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Question: What has for wheels and flies? Ans: Garbage truck!

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №473 - Sms l e n g t h: 60 l e t.
Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №474 - Sms l e n g t h: 101 l e t.
Reporter: How does it feel to become a millionaire? Millionaire: Sad, because I am not a billionaire.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №475 - Sms l e n g t h: 175 l e t.
Rooster and cat going over a bridge cat slips and falls in river. Rooster can't stop laughing. What it's the moral of story? Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №476 - Sms l e n g t h: 88 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you?

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №477 - Sms l e n g t h: 71 l e t.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №478 - Sms l e n g t h: 149 l e t.
Roses r red violets r blue monkey like U should b kept in zoooo dont get angry cuz U will find me there tooooo not in the cage but laughing@uuuuuuuu.

Good funny texts for sms - Sms message text №479 - Sms l e n g t h: 144 l e t.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r U writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.

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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 25 January 2022
Jewish calendar: 5 Shvat 5775
Islamic calendar: 4 Rabi ath-Thani 1436
Chinese calendar: 6 day 12 month 4411 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Leprosy Day (International)
• National Voters Day (India)
• Tatiana Day (Ukraine)
• Tatiana Day (Russia)
• Students Day (Russia)
• Belarusian Science Day (Belarus)
• National Police Day (Egypt)
• Welsh Valentines Day (Wales, England)
• Navy Navigator Day (Russia)
• Festival of Imam Tayyeb (Islam)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Ur caring ways make me bloom wth smiles & makes my world a happier place! Thanks

Women day greetings for sms messages

Some like sunday, some like monday, but I like one day and that is independence day

Independence day greetings for sms messages

Leadership is based on a spiritual quality - The power to inspire, the power to inspire others to follow. - Vince lombardi

Wisdom texts for sms messages

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream - Not only plan, but also believe

Graduation greetings for sms messages

When we're together, we have such fun - Valentine, you're second to none

Valentines day greetings for sms messages

Start da day with positive thoughts & mindset 2 feel positivity throughout the day have a pleasant positive morning & a progressive day ahead

Good morning texts for sms messages

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, & think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, & the day I met U

Thank texts for sms messages

Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I'll miss you until we meet again

Good bye texts for sms messages

Sweet content, where doth thine harbour hold

Sweet texts for sms messages

She's been up and down more times than a whore's drawers

Funny jokes for sms messages