French Guiana phone codes
French Guiana cities and mobile phone codes + Dialling rules

As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition

Funny jokes for sms messages

Dear dad, this is the first father's day that we are celebrating together. Hope to have many more together. Happy father's day

Fathers day greetings for sms messages

The old believe everything. The middle aged suspect everything. The young know everything. Happy birthday

Birthday greetings for sms messages

Time and distance can keep us apart, but we are always heart to heart, no matter its night or day, you are just a thought away

Thank texts for sms messages

Rain, rain, went away. Sun came out with pipe of clay. Blew a bubble whole-world-wide, stuck a rainbow on one side

Rainy day texts for sms messages

Though shakespeare is great, he'll never find d right words to describe U because he simply never xperienced knowing a wonderful person like U, friend

Love texts for sms messages

Mother nature is a supreme bitch

Insult texts for sms messages

It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi

Funny jokes for sms messages

Let us live! Let us love! Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls! You first

Flirt texts for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages