French Southern and Antarctic Lands phone codes
French Southern and Antarctic Lands cities and mobile phone codes + Dialling rules

Love is a post card life is a visiting card wife is a memmery card but friendship is a reshon cadr becouse keep it safe

Greetings texts for sms messages

As rare as a brass monkey's bollocks

Funny jokes for sms messages

Advise of a dentist treat your girlfriend like a tooth brush. Don't let anybody else use it & changed it every 3 months

Flirt texts for sms messages

A lovely fact: Nobody in the world can have a crystal clear heart because everyone's heart has some scratches scribbled by their dear ones

Broken heart texts for sms messages

Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting

Wife texts for sms messages

Your eyes, your smile your touch, your kiss your promise, your words our everlasting bliss

Romantic texts for sms messages

Never thought... It would be so hard staying away from you. I keep thinking of 'Us' together again! I miss U

Miss you texts for sms messages

It is best to love wisely, no doubt, but to love foolishly is better than not to be able to love at all

Love texts for sms messages

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet

Graduation greetings for sms messages

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'

Funny jokes for sms messages