Don't spend £2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the salvation army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p
Funny jokes for sms messages
Time can heal a broken heart, but time can also break a waiting heart
Broken heart texts for sms messages
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks, white 2 ur teeth, pink colour 2 ur lips, silver colour 2 ur eyes, so keep smiling & enjoy the colours of life
Smile jokes for sms messages
My love is ever in your service
Love texts for sms messages
Marriage is a three ring circus: An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Funny jokes for sms messages
Little jack horner sat in the corner, eating of christmas pie: He put in his thumb, and pulled out a plum, and said, 'What a good boy am I'
Christmas greetings for sms messages
I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery bt my heart won't run out of space for you
Sweet texts for sms messages
Uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart. Trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses. Uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me
Love texts for sms messages
You have a cough? Go home 2night, eat a whole box of ex-lax, 2morrow you'll be afraid to cough
Funny jokes for sms messages
Doctor's prescription 4 U. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when U r free
Cute texts for sms messages
