If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache do what it says on the aspirin bottle take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children
Advice texts for sms messages
My heart to you is given, oh dear, do give yours to me, we'll lock them up together and throw away the key
Love texts for sms messages
It's too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented & 100% friendly thats me, whats a waste of life if U loose me
Flirt texts for sms messages
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this sms
Rude texts for sms messages
Nobody teaches sun to rise, fish to swim, birds to fly, plant to grow, child to cry, & nobody teaches a heart to choose a friend like U... Good night
Good night texts for sms messages
May your life be filled with colours and yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true
Birthday greetings for sms messages
Your friendship and love, and all the wonderful things that they bring into my life are like nothing else I have ever known
Love texts for sms messages
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin luther king jr
Friendship texts for sms messages
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... Just be an illusion
Sweet texts for sms messages
There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicism
Insult texts for sms messages
