Mon to sun, from jan to dec, from birth till my death, my feelings 4 U have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache
Funny jokes for sms messages
Successful people always have two things on their lips, silence and smile'silence' to avoid problems and 'Smile' to solve problems
Wisdom texts for sms messages
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
Love texts for sms messages
It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world
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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. Happy new year
New year greetings for sms messages
It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny, an animal in bed and it knows one french word... Moi
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Beauty is nothing if you have a rotten attitude and personality. It's like a book with a good cover but with senseless story
Wisdom texts for sms messages
I like not only to be loved, but to be told that I am loved. - George elliot
Love texts for sms messages
A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. I guess you already know
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It's wrong that alcohol makes you fat... It doesn't! It actually makes you lean... Against bars, poles, walls, friends and strangers! Cheers
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