Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: One to get in and another to get out
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Only the open mind receives wisdom only the open hand receives gifts and... Only the cute once receive messages from me
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There you go again, flushing the sweet milk of human kindness through the u-bend of cynicism
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?.. Tell you later
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It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water, so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz U r the sweetest in the whole world
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Light can replace dark, success can replace failure, smile can replace pain, but nothing can replace you, why?.. Cuz defective piece no replacement
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A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt
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If U erase this msg it means U luv me, if U keep it U want me, if U simply ignore it, U really adore me! So, what r U going to do
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I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high
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You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you
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