Cool mms for saints days

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

You look so peaceful lying there with your hands folded upon your chest. You look like you are sleeping but you are at eternal rest

Sad texts for sms messages

In a party a handsome guy asked a girl 'Are you going to dance? ' She felt so happy & said-'yes' & the guy said-'that's good, so can I have your chair

Funny jokes for sms messages

I'm sorry I'm sorry for all the times I've cried I'm sorry for every single lie I'm sorry I was never enough

Sorry texts for sms messages

Sincere apology: If U dont like any of my sms & don t like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb U then plz don t hesitate, feel free to throw ur mobile out

Funny jokes for sms messages

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you

Sweet texts for sms messages

You can never be a leader unless you learn to lose

Funny jokes for sms messages

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks

Thank texts for sms messages

Do you know the meaning of morning? Morning means: One more inning given by the god to play and win. So good morning. Have a nice day

Good morning texts for sms messages

If I could die early I would ask god if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone

Valentines day greetings for sms messages