You are old & have a small penis
Rude texts for sms messages
Touch my heart & u'll feel, listen to my heart & u'll hear, look into my heart & u'll see, that u'll always be a special part of me
Flirt texts for sms messages
Only one person finds the way to your heart. The others just lead the way
Love texts for sms messages
That sorrow is heavy which bows the head, when love is alive and hope is dead
Advice texts for sms messages
What's pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers? Yer gran
Funny jokes for sms messages
Ramadan is the (Month) in which was sent down the quran, as a guide to mankind, also clear (Signs) for guidance and judgment (Between right and wrong)
Ramadan greetings for sms messages
Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observations
Cute texts for sms messages
I never thought that I could feel the way that I feel when I'm with you
Love texts for sms messages
Arguing with girls, wife or ladies is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After sometime you realise that you are getting dirty & the pig is enjoying
Wife texts for sms messages
Did you hear about the buddhist who refused his dentist's novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication
Funny jokes for sms messages
