Friendship texts for sms messages
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow jobNaughty texts for sms messages
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brotherFriendship texts for sms messages
You've seen me laugh you've seen me cry and always you were there with me I may not have always said it but thanks and I love you happy mother's dayMothers day greetings for sms messages
You have wasted many precious of your life raising up me. Dads sound pretty dumb to me. Love you always. Happy father's dayFathers day greetings for sms messages
Wife to husband: Why are you walking around naked? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what!.. Wife: They will think I married you for moneyMarriage greetings for sms messages
Words to the wise, and words to live by, while we seek the answers to life, the universe et al. Let us ponder these clever observationsWhen you left, I stopped smilingRoses are reddish violets are bluish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish. - Benny hillThe day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth| |
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