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Today
Date in various calendars
Gregorian calendar: 24 May 2017
Jewish calendar: 6 Sivan 5775
Islamic calendar: 5 Sha'ban 1436
Chinese calendar: 7 day 4 month 4412 year


Today holidays
Reasons for mms or sms greetings
• World Schizophrenia Day (International)
• Pentecost (Western Christianity)
• Shavuot - Feast of Weeks (Jewish)
• Personnel Department Day (Russia)
• Education and Culture and Slavonic Literature Day (Eastern Orthodox Church)
• Bermuda Day (Bermuda)
• Sovereign's Day - Commonwealth Day (Belize)
• Culture Worker Day (Transnistria)
• Independence Day (Eritrea)
• European Day of Parks (Europe)
Examples of free Sms texts for sending

Sometimes. When im all alone. I close my eyes & think of you & the thought of your love warms me inside & make me smile

Smile jokes for sms messages

I only have sex on days that begin with t: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. Thunday... Tevery day

Funny jokes for sms messages

You hurt me once... Shame on you. You hurt me twice... Shame on me

Sad texts for sms messages

He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

Funny jokes for sms messages

If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go

Sad texts for sms messages

Do you ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, & anyone driving faster than you is a maniac'

Funny jokes for sms messages

The nhs regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident please report to your nearest hospital to be put down we apologise for any inconvenience

Rude texts for sms messages

An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand

Funny jokes for sms messages

A man said 2 his doctor 'Everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because U look like a cunt

Rude texts for sms messages

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Funny jokes for sms messages